it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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