Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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