I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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