scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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