YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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