Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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