Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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