Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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