I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW