we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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