only if we run a train.
done.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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