can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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