Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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