I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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