I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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