Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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