so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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