He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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