Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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