I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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