just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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