He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
