we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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