very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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