Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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Have fun and good luck.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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