I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.