No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy