i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Some milfs here doing some blow
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.