Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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