O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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