I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
no you cant smoke seaweed
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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