Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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