Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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