hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Semen is not good for contacts.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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