I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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