The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
