Soap is not a condiment
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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