It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Come share oat with me in your robe
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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