I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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