Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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