She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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