My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
tell me about the eggs
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