So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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