She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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