She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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