He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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