is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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