apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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