i need an iv and a liver transplant
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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