its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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