Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
