We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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