well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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