I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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