Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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